Defending oneself in federal court is expensive even if you are a cow. It’s a hard row to hoe. Especially if you are a cow.
Donations to @DevinCow’s Defense Fund are not tax-deductible. You do not have to be a U.S. citizen to donate and all of your donation, less the credit card or PayPal processing fee, goes to the fund. For donations greater than $250, please email Erik at firstname.lastname@example.org, including “DevinCow Donation” in the subject.
As a gift of appreciation for your generosity, we will mail you an “I support @DevinCow” ear-tag or if we are out of ear tags, a marbled black and white silicone wristband declaring “I support @DevinCow”.
@DevinCow & Authentic American
Pre-loved Cowbell, $5
Bronze Cowbell, $25
Silver Cowbell, $100
Gold Cowbell, $250