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Defending oneself in federal court is expensive even if you are a cow. It’s a hard row to hoe. Especially if you are a cow.

Donations to @DevinCow’s Defense Fund are not tax-deductible. You do not have to be a U.S. citizen to donate and all of your donation, less the credit card or PayPal processing fee, goes to the fund. For donations greater than $250, please email Erik at, including “DevinCow Donation” in the subject.

To confirm donating here is @DevinCow-approved, visit this tweet [LINK] from the horse's mouth which links back to this page.

As a gift of appreciation for your generosity, we will mail you an “I support @DevinCow” ear-tag or if we are out of ear tags, a marbled black and white silicone wristband declaring “I support @DevinCow”.

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Bronze Cowbell, $25

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