Pastafarians Resist / Men’s Tee

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Adult
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
A: width18"20"22"24"26"28"30"32"
B: length28"29"30"31"32"33"34"35"
Youth
XSSMLXL
A: width16"17"18"19"20"
B: length20½"22"23½"25"26½"
We want you to love your shirt, so please make sure to allow for the standard ±1" tolerance. This means a 20" wide shirt would be between 19–21".


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All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster! His noodly goodness shall prevail over Trump, the GOP and all manner of irrationalities. 

Get in this shirt and out on the street with this message of engagement, humanism and reason.

Atheists resist!

Keywords: reason, atheist, atheism, humanist, humanism, resist, science

Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Short Sleeve T-Shirt

  • 5.3 ounce cotton
  • all colors are 100% cotton except Sports Grey, which is 90% cotton and 10% polyester
  • preshrunk
  • seamless collar
  • taped neck and shoulders
  • double-needle sleeve and bottom hems keep your shirt looking great while you freely exercise your First Amendment rights

This pre-shrunk cotton tee will still shrink a bit upon washing and tumble drying. You can minimize shrinking by washing it in cold water and letting it drip dry.

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    Brian
    Magalia, CA
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    Eugene, OR
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    Syracuse NY
  • just opened the package this minute! everything including size seems perfect. thanks so much.
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    Haddon Township, NJ
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    Clarkesville, TN
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    Aurora, CO
  • Got one for my husband's birthday. He loves it! Very quick delivery, too. I was impressed.
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    Berea, OH
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    California
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Adult
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
A: width18"20"22"24"26"28"30"32"
B: length28"29"30"31"32"33"34"35"
Youth
XSSMLXL
A: width16"17"18"19"20"
B: length20½"22"23½"25"26½"
We want you to love your shirt, so please make sure to allow for the standard ±1" tolerance. This means a 20" wide shirt would be between 19–21".